LOL WITH DAVID KAU WHILE YOU DO YOUR BIT!
Serious issues don’t always have to be dealt with seriously. BE A HERO FOR ONE NIGHT, let us tell you how…
Fact : If South Africans were to be honest with themselves about our crime situation, I think it would be safe to say that we are facing a crisis in this country. We talk a lot about crime and other problems that we face as the youth. That in itse…
lf is also a huge problem, we just TALK! What are WE doing about the situation that we are faced with? We can’t look to President Mbeki to solve all our problems. Many of the solutions lie with the citizens themselves. Yes, that includes YOU too.
This Friday, one of our favourite comedians David Kau literally puts his money where his mouth is.
He will be putting on his “I DID THESE JOKES FIRST” show at the Civic Theatre and all the proceeds will go towards the SAPS Widows and Orphans Fund that was set up to help those family members who lose their loved ones while in the line of duty. Our police force members put their necks on the line for us everyday for salaries that are almost laughable.
Do your bit by supporting this initiative and have an awesome time while you’re at it!
Date: Friday 4th August
Time: 8:30pm
Venue: Johannesburg Nelson Mandela Civic Theatre
Damage: R100, tickets are available at Computicket
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We bring you a smashing new series for Represent – “ASK”. She will be interviewing a whole bunch of crazy people to find out more about them. And we kick off the first interview with our favourite local comedian, DAVID KAU! Don’t you love his photo?!
BORN: 18TH APRIL 1978
SIBLINGS: 22 YEAR OLD SISTER
HIGH SCHOOL ATTENDED: STD 7 CAMBRIDGE COLLEGE, LANSDOWN ROAD CAPE TOWN; STD 8 RYLANDS HIGH SCHOOL, ATHLONE CAPE TOWN; STD 9 & 10 MERIDIAN COLLEGE, PRETORIA
WORST SUBJECT AT SCHOOL: CHEMISTRY
ANY SPORTING TALENTS: SOCCER
GREATEST ACHIVEMENTS: NOT YET
BEST POSSESSION: FOUNDATION FOR MY HOUSE IN KYALAMI
Favourite Website? www.11kau.com
On the scale of 1 – 10 how cool do you rate you are?
ASK YOUR VIEWERS & OR LISTENERS & OR SURFERS AT HOME – I THINK I’M F&ING COOL!!! I JUST NEED TO DRESS UP A BIT MORE
What do you think of kids these days?
THEY’RE UNDER A LOT OF PEER PRESSURE, TOO CLEVER FOR THEIR AGE, AND F-ing FULL OF SHIT
What bores you about interviews?
THEY’RE FREAKIN BORING! SAME KAK QUESTIONS I’VE HEARD BEFORE WHICH SOUND LIKE THEY WERE WRITTEN BY THE SAME JOURNALIST WHO HAS NEVER READ ANYTHING THAT’S EVER BEEN WRITTEN ABOUT ME IN THE PAST 7 YEARS AND 8 MONTHS, AND HAS NEVER BEEN TO A LIVE COMEDY SHOW BEFORE
The worst thing about being well known?
YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT SOMEONE KNOWING. THERE’S ALWAYS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE, WHO KNOWS SOMEONE WHO SAW YOU DOING SOMETHING SOMEWHERE WITH SOMEBODY, WHO KNOWS SOMEONE THAT SAID THEY HEARD YOU’RE GOING OUT WITH SOME GIRL THEY MIGHT HAVE WENT TO PRE PRIMARY SCHOOL WITH DURING APARTHEID, WHO KNOWS SOMEONE WHO’SE GOT YOUR NUMBER IN THEIR PHONE, WHO TOLD THEM NOT TO TELL YOU WHERE THEY GOT YOUR NUMBER, WHO WILL BEEP YOU WITH A PRIVATE NUMBER!
The most irritating thing about fans?
ASKING ME WHEN IS THE PURE MONATE SHOW IS COMING BACK? WHERE IS KAGISO? WHAT HAPPENED TO DADDAMAN? WHATS PHAT JOE DOING NOW?
The most irritating thing about JHB
THE F – ING TRAFFIC!!!
Most irritating person on earth
HAVEN’T MET THEM YET
What do you feel is overrated?
DSTV
Who do you feel is underrated?
AN AFRO POP GROUP CALLED KAYA FROM BLOEMFONTEIN
Your best kept secret food?
PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM ON BROWN BREAD
Your best kept secret drink?
ROOIBOS LITE
3 best films
THE MATRIX, MADAGASCAR, CRASH
3 musical legends
MICHAEL JACKSON, JAY-Z, and MZEKEZEKE
Your comfort food?
I EAT WHEN I’M HUNGRY
Your worst body part?
NOTHING COMES TO MIND
What’s the biggest misconception people have about you?
I’M GOING TO TELL A JOKE ABOUT THEM
Bruce Lee, Maguyver or Chuck Norris?
BRUCE LEE
Vodka, Whiskey, Beer or wine?
TO HELL WITH ALCOHOL (doesn’t drink)
What do you do to occupy yourself when taking a dump?
ANSWER EMAIL INTERVIEW QUESTIONS
Where is the best place for you to be?
WHEREVER MY FAMILY IS
The coolest old person?
MANDLA SPIKIRI (Trompies)
If you could be anyone on earth, who would you be?
SNUGGLEPUSS (cartoon character)
Who would win a fistfight between Winnie Mandela and Graca Machel and why?
WINNIE MANDELA. SHE’S WINNIE MANDELA
Who is the biggest IDIOT in the history of idiots in your eyes and why?
YOU FOR ASKING THAT QUESTION
Best thing about what you do?
IT FEELS DIFFERENT EVERY SINGLE TIME
Words of wisdom for the youth?
START DOING THINGS FOR YOURSELF NO ONE OWES YOU ANYTHING
* Post your questions for David here and we will hook you up with the answers from him. Please KEEP IT CLEAN J
