CALL RYAN … I MEAN JOHN… I MEAN REG
You can’t slip anything past Willy’s beady eye… thanks for the cool post Willy – NIce revenge tactic!
So there’s this billboard at the corner of Hans Strijdom & Lyn just South of the N1 turnoff in Randburg… THIS IS RYAN, He’s 31. For fun call… So I called Ryan, and after wishing him a happy birthday, I asked him how his day has been…
. He said that he had received about 200 calls, 80 SMSs and a handfull of offers from women for intimate visits (and perhaps from some guys too, but he was not saying). I offered to help him get back at his boss, Reg, who is responsible for the billboard ad. What you do, I said, is everytime someone calls you, you ask them to make just one more call. Get them to call Reg’s number and ask to speak to John, and act surprised and bemused that it is not John answering. Then ask if it is possible to leave a message for John. In a few day’s time, get a buddy to call Reg and say “Hi, this is John. Are there any messages for me?” Of course there are also accomplices to take care of like the secretary, co-workers, etc…We’ll get to them later.
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