Lerato and Andre get their BEYONCE photo

Andre:
“Attending a Jay-Z press conference is mega exciting, but something inside me said there’s more! And boy, was my instinct right! We followed Jay-Z out of the venue and saw his car driving up the road within the actual premises. The only place he would go is the Polo Lounge which is well-known for its celebs hanging there during intervals. So when we were told we weren’t allowed inside the usually public lounge, we knew he was inside. His entire crew had already left, so who was keeping him company? Was it Rihanna? Was Beyonce chilling out there while the press conference was going on? So after waiting almost an hour, a gorgeous Beyonce Knowles walked out with her man, Jay-Z. We were SPEECHLESS. Although security were trying to get rid of us, Beyonce was completely chilled and an utter darling. She could see we were desperate fans and took the time to pose with us while Jay-Z refused and got into the car. So while the media were all hyped about Jay-Z, we got an exclusive first glimpse of Beyonce- even better! No sign of Rihanna though. Looks like Bouncy isn’t letting her man out of her sight! You go girl!”

Lerato:
“This picture proves that Andre and I are the biggest and most successful chasers of all time in South Africa, and while the rest of the nation was wondering if Beyonce is indeed in the country with Jay-Z, we found out where he was staying, how long he’d be there for and what his posse was doing at the moment that he was giving a press interview. Turns out they were chilling at their hotel waiting for Jay-Z, head to the airport to catch a private plane out to Cape Town. Well, we asked him if we could have a picture taken with him, he said “No” and we thought we’d stalk him just so he understands that we know his every move and, most importantly, not afraid of his security team. An hour in the sun later, Jay, B and their two bodyguards checked out of the hotel. We became Beyonce crazy, told her how much we loved and her begged to take a picture with her. Her bodyguard said no, we begged and smiled, rattled on about her new track list and-viola- we had our million dollar picture. But before you start thinking stalking is as easy as smiling, we had to control security’s short tempers and inform Jay and B’s people that unless they wanted to miss his shows in Cape Town and Durban, they’d do well to come out of the hotel and get the photo opportunity out of their way coz we were ready to stay for as long as our eyes were on the only exit they could use. And yes, she is very beautiful, her ass is so bootyliscious it’s worth all the hype it’s been getting.

Last word: Jay-Z refused to pose for the second time in two hours. But who cares? We got Beyonce, one of the biggest pop stars of all time!!!!”